So you want to know more?

It’s Jordan like the river and Gravely /ˈgrāvlē/ like the adverb.

Let’s start with the basics. I grew up in 9 different houses, in 3 different countries, and attended 11 different schools. Have you lived in New Jersey, Ohio, Michigan, Chicago, the UK, or Ontario, CA? Me too, let’s talk about it.

I recently helped my friends write a homebrew Dungeons and Dragons campaign and I write inconsistently on Substack if you wanna know way too much about my personal life and traumas. I like movies, music, and books enough to catalogue every one I’ve ever consumed, and am a firm believer that any restaurant can be a tapas restaurant if you’re brave enough to bother your friends for bites.

I have two roommates, pictured below. I sing a bit. I can no longer bear the public humiliation of including my college acapella escapades on my website but let’s chat and maybe I’ll consider sending you the link. Selling point thought, if you hire me so I can help bring your agency to battle of the band’s glory.